Ladies and gentlemen;

I am active again, but I have moved.
~Caffeine-Corpsepile

Working as part of the Undead Serial Challenge, ya'll. Come see.

That didn't last long.
I'm going back into internet obscurity, for a while.
No explanations, as per usual.

Sincerest appologies, my lovelies.

Stolen from :Iconle-altoid:

Rules:
You can ask me THREE questions
No matter how crazy, inappropriate, or random they are
I will answer 100 99% truthfully.

But if you ask,
You Must Put This in Your Journal.
See What Other People Will Ask You.

Well, some of you stumbled across (or were forcibly directed to) my alternate accounts, but the rest of you are probably surprised to see me active, again.
Hey, ya'll.
Just thought I'd do one of those quiz things, for old times' sake.
Stolen from :userJethyn:

SECTION1/STATUS

Call me:: Justine, Teeny, Coffee Crisp, Dutch, Dutchypoodle
Height:: 5"8 to 5"10. I've never been measured.
Hair Color:: Oh, christ. Right now? A winterized dirty-blonde. Give me a month in the sun.
Eye Color:: Blue/gray, without flecks. Rather boring.
Location:: Ontario, Canada. Free-er than the land of the free, baby.

SECTION 2// HAVE YOU EVER??

Fallen off the bed?:: Certainly
Fallen for a relative?:: God, no. Bun'cha hicks.
Had plastic surgery?:: Nooooooooooope.
Failed a class?:: Yes. Just one. Friggin' English.
Fail a whole year?:: HECK, no.
Had a dream come true?:: Oh, for sure. Plenty.
Done something you regret?:: The fella who claims he hasn't is in denial.
Cheated on a test?:: Noooooooooooo.
Broken a body part?:: OH OW MY SPLEEN. Actually, no.

SECTION 3// CURRENTLY

Wearing:: A blue hoodie and a pair of brown courdoroy slacks. All in all, I'm rather unfashionable, but quite comfortable.
Feeling:: Happy, but in pain.
Reading:: "The End of Poverty"

Chatting:: With my cat. Why, yes, I AM a loser!
Listening:: To my computer buzz.
Craving:: Mm. I'm not the kind to kiss and tell.

SECTION 4// DO YOU...

Brush your teeth?:: OH GOD YES, several times a day!I floss, AND brush my tongue as well.
Like anyone?:: Like as in like-like? Rather. We've been dating for several months, now.
Have any piercings?:: One in each ear, but I never wear earrings.
Drive?:: I own a bicycle, or six.
Love GOD?:: Um. Well. I love LOVE. Does that count?


SECTION 5// LAST PERSON YOU...

Hugged:: Blake. He smelled good.
IMed:: Um. Ooh. That was two days ago... I think... Alicia?
Talked to on the phone:: Also Blake, for a grand total of forty seconds.
Yelled at:: Ahaha. Dave.
Checked out:: Some redheaded woman. Nice pants.
Fell in love with:: Myself. Raaaaaaaaaather.
Turned down:: Justin, that DOG.
Missed:: Dave. COME HOME SOONER, damnit.

SECTION 6// PERSONAL

What do you want to be when you grow up?:: A grown-up.
What has been the best day of your life?:: A couple days are vying for first place. The Great Hippie Death Portage was a good one. So was the time Dave and I met the ocean.
What comes first in your life?:: First and foremost? Family, despite my wild accusations.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush?:: Boyfriend. His name is Blake. God, it's been... four, almost five months, now. Good times.

SECTION 7// FAVORITE

Movie:: Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. More recently, Thank You for Smoking.
Store:: I'm a big fan of any cafe capable of serving a decent DRY cappuchino.
Relative:: Grandpa John, I think. He has horses and sheep and swans and big hairy cows. I really can't help myself.
Ice cream flavor:: French Vanilla by a landslide.
Candy:: 75-99% dark chocolate.
Car:: Either the Honda Bulldog, or the Bugatti Veyron. VROOOOOOM!
Magazine:: I used to read Digital FX, but otherwise, I have no interest.
Day of the week:: Monday
Color:: Brown
Name for a girl:: Cein, Anya, or Aiden.
Name for a boy:: Cole, Maverick or Nicholas.

SECTION 8// DO YOU...

Like to give hugs?:: AWKWARD ones.
Like to walk in the rain:: Warm weather, mist, and a good rain? YEAH. That's my favorite thing in the whole damn world.
Sleep with or without clothes?:: WITH. I try to wear as many layers as possible, too. Pyjama PANTS are a must. I'm fond of the classic button-up flannel PJ set.
By and by? I hear it's quite common for women to skip underpants in the evening hours. I've never been comfortable without 'em, personally. Can I hear a vote, guys...? Who here really DOES that?!
Prefer black or blue pens?:: I hate pens. I'm a pencil person.
Dress up for halloween?:: Every year, for dramatic effect.
Like to travel?:: Now I do!
Have a goldfish?:: Yes. And he refuses to die.
Ever had the falling dream?:: Of course.
Have stuffed animals?:: I collect teddy bears because I'm a LOSER.
Go on vacation?:: Just went to California. I love camping, too.

SECTION 9//WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU FIRST HEAR THE WORD

Abortion:: Choice
Summer:: WONDERFUL.
Tattoos:: Brand
Piercing:: Moderation.
Drinking:: Bad idea.

Hey, you know what? I'm out of here.

You guys have been great. I have no complaints. But I'll never log back into this account, again. Or any of my alternate accounts. I'm done, I'm gone. Sincerest and dearest appologies, but I'm cutting old ties.

And yeah. That's all the explanation you're all getting. It's a disservice, I know. So sorry. Really, I am. There's a lot of things I WANT to talk about in this final journal entry, but that... would be unkind, at best.

Ta, darlings. It was fun.